Full Motivation Is The Breakfast Of Champions


For theflirtmeister


Valentines Day.

To Kimi it was nothing more than another day that warranted money spent on absolute junk, there was nothing special about chocolate and he hated even catching sight of the sickly sweet brown stuff.

Unfortunately Seb demanded they parade through town together a couple of days prior, and possibly every shop that caught his eye was decked out in pinks and reds, he would have left a long time ago had Seb not insisted on perusing the selections of chocolates.

Did he really find this crap appealing? It seemed like he was hinting so as he kept nudging Kimi and pointing at chocolate teddy bears with a grin on his face.

As the shops began coming to a close, Sebastian rewarded Kimi with an ice cream as they sat on the pier together, watching the tide pull in.

"So, what do you want for Valentine’s?" Seb questioned, eyeing the Finn as he licked the ice cream somewhat seductively, uncertain if it was purposeful or not.

The question took him by surprise for some reason, he stopped and stared for a moment incredulously.

"Not chocolate." He replied bluntly, and instantly wanted to take it back as he saw the flash of disappointment on Seb’s face. The two remained in an awkward silence as the sky began to darken.

The morning of Valentine’s came and Kimi opened his eyes to a row of chocolate Moomins arranged carefully at the bottom  of the bed, he blinked the sleep out of his eyes before sitting up and picking up the chocolates, smiling slightly. He was completely unaware of Seb’s presence in the doorway, and his head shot up as he heard the door creak.

He dropped the Moomin immediately as if caught in a criminal act and glared at the camera Seb held in his hands. The German stifled a childish laugh and stopped recording, fleeing from the doorway when he realised he was in trouble, and just as well Kimi had thrown off the quilts and chased him down the stairs.

The playful mood ended abruptly as they ended up leaning against one another on the sofa, Kimi acted like he wanted the chocolate and instead fed as much as possible of it as he could to Sebastian as he was distracted with the TV’s nonsense.

The whole Moomin family had been devoured as Sebastian realised he had one other present, but it was no use trying to get it for the moment as he was latched onto tightly by his companion.

"Don’t you want to see your other gift?" He chided, raising his eyebrows in encouragement. Kimi remained silent and loosened his grip as if giving permission. It didn’t take long for Seb to retrieve the gift and return, he pushed it into Kimi’s hands and stared in anticipation.

He didn’t have much appreciation for trinkets usually, but even this box was intricately designed and it seemed a shame to open it. Regardless he did after taking in all the details and fished out the bracelet that sparkled inside.

"Jewellery?" He asked, nonplussed. Seb replied with a huge grin, unphased by the lack of enthusiasm.

"Read it!" He ordered, bouncing on the seat in slight glee. The Finn obeyed and ran his eyes over the bracelet, there was some kind of inscription in German and a date, he shot Seb a quizzical look.

"Oh, that must be mine. Yours is in Finnish, but it says the date we first met and ‘Together forever’ on it!" He explained. Kimi smiled and helped Seb to put his bracelet on, he’d find his later, but right now he was more concerned with something else.

With a small gesture he brushed a lock of hair aside and pulled Seb in for a deep and long kiss, leaving them both gasping for breath and hungry for more. Kimi grinned as he stared into Seb’s eyes.

"I.." He paused and pressed a kiss to Sebastian’s neck.

"Have" He added, easing off Seb’s shirt.

"Something" His trail of kisses commenced down his stomach.

"For you.. too" He breathed, stopping at the bottom and making short work of unbuckling Seb’s trousers.

The box fell to the floor, completely forgotten.



asmrDeep Ocean of Sounds → ear massage, page turning, typing, crinkling

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