Full Motivation Is The Breakfast Of Champions


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Imagine that when your OTP first meet, they hate one another. However, they’re still very much attracted to each other, so there’s always this weird sexual tension between them.

Imagine they get into a really heated argument one day, and at the end of it, they’re out of breath from yelling at…

Q: "How is it in Finland?"
KR: "Well, the summer in Finland is fishing and fucking. And in the winter … it is difficult to fish."

My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!


I am imagining Kimi doing this to Emily and I nearly melted my heart.

“Blub blub blub blub blub”

“Kimi, what are you doing?”

Kimi turns with a cheeky grin to see Hanna in the doorway, smiling bemused.

“Your daughter,” He announce, “Has the chubbiest cheeks in the world.”

Hanna shakes her head at him fondly and steps into the room, wiggling her fingers at her daughter, which makes Emily giggle.

“She’s so cute.” Kimi says happily. “I’m going to steal her away from you two.”

“You’ll die from exposure to adorableness.” Hanna warns and Kimi shrugs

“That’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

via Automobilia

(Written by me and kill-all-tyres)


Sebastian laughs but it trails into a moan when Kimi is fucking him harder and he has to grip the edge of the table, “Fuck Kimi, don’t break the table.”

"Now I want to." Kimi says breathlessly, "I want to fuck you so hard that I break something, god, your ass is incredible."

"I don’t want to try and explain to mum and dad- oh fuck Kimi- how we broke the- the table- fuck."

"Just tell them we were playing a game" Kimi mumbles, gripping hold of Sebastian tightly and slamming into him so hard that he cries out loudly, "Seb!"

"Oh Kimi- Kimi." Sebastian wails.

"I’m gonna come soon" Kimi warns, continuing his harsh pace and Sebastian is arching his back as his ass is slammed into, "Baby I’m gonna come"


The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)