Full Motivation Is The Breakfast Of Champions

The best part of the holiday so far has being insulted every single day and then asked why I’m being ungrateful

Nico Hulkenberg did the Ice Bucket Challenge and none of you even texted me, I am scandalised 

What the fuck are you doing in France?
Anonymous

My parents kidnapped me from Belgium and took me to France.

I’M NOT DEAD, I’M IN A CAFE IN FRANCE WITH CRAP SERVICE

Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Kimi Raikkonen/Sebastian Vettel
Characters: Kimi Räikkönen, Sebastian Vettel
Additional Tags: Serial Killers
Summary:

Kimi and Sebastian are both serial killers. The thing is, neither of them knows the other has the same profession as they do themselves.

EDIT: A SHORT SCENE ADDED TO THE END OF THE LATEST CHAPTER.

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Kimi Raikkonen/Sebastian Vettel
Characters: Kimi Räikkönen, Sebastian Vettel
Additional Tags: Serial Killers
Summary:

Kimi and Sebastian are both serial killers. The thing is, neither of them knows the other has the same profession as they do themselves.

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Kimi Raikkonen/Sebastian Vettel
Characters: Kimi Räikkönen, Sebastian Vettel
Additional Tags: Serial Killers
Summary:

Kimi and Sebastian are both serial killers. The thing is, neither of them knows the other has the same profession as they do themselves.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Kimi Raikkonen/Sebastian Vettel
Characters: Kimi Räikkönen, Sebastian Vettel
Additional Tags: Panties, Lace Panties, Rutting, Dry Humping, Coming In Pants
Summary:

Sebastian honestly can’t believe his luck. He’d suggested the panties as a joke after buying his first pair and having the best time of his life as Kimi literally couldn’t keep his hands, or his mouth, or his cock off them. But Kimi’s cheeks had flushed pink and had nodded awkwardly when Sebastian had proposed the offer, and the fact that Sebastian proposed to take them off with his teeth later, sealed the deal.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Kimi Raikkonen/Sebastian Vettel
Characters: Kimi Räikkönen, Sebastian Vettel
Additional Tags: Vampires, Vampire Sex, Biting, Marking, Flavored Lube
Series: Part 37 of Modern Gay Racing Drivers
Summary:

"Dinner time?" Kimi extends his fangs.
"Oh I knew something was up." Sebastian sighs, but he’s smiling. "Say please Kimi."
"Please?" Kimi pouts and he’d look cute and innocent only for the big pointy teeth.

Simi 26??
Anonymous

The new boy has taken to following Kimi around like a little lost puppy. He doesn’t speak English, or Finnish, or French, or Spanish, or any of the languages Kimi knows. He only speaks German, and Kimi hates him for it.

The boy is sweet though, Sebastian Vettel, 14, braces, and he doesn’t leave Kimi’s side. He sits next to Kimi at lunch, and in the classroom, and grabs hold of Kimi’s arm with fear on his face when the teacher slow-ly explains that they have to pair up. Kimi hasn’t even had the chance to complain to his tutor that Sebastian is annoying because Sebastian is always there.

“Trophy.”

Kimi looks up at Sebastian from where he’s talking with Valtteri and blinks. “What?”

“Trophy.” Sebastian repeats, placing a large cup on the desk, and then steps back with a very small smile.

Kimi frowns as Valtteri and Heikki laugh at him, and Sebastian bites on his bottom lip, motioning to the cup again.

“What do you mean?” Kimi asks slowly, “Why have you given me a troph- Did you win something Seb? Is that it? You won a prize?”

Sebastian looks confused, so Kimi points to the trophy and then to Sebastian, and then puts his thumbs up. “You won?”

“Ja!” Sebastian nods eagerly, and then mimes turning a steering wheel. “Racing.”

Kimi smiles at him and can’t think of any other way to show his appreciation so squeezes Sebastian’s hand, which only makes him beam so wide there’s a danger of his face splitting. “Well done.”

“Danke.” Sebastian replies, squeezing Kimi’s hand back, and Kimi doesn’t really mind if he doesn’t let go.